Meowst

ContractSOON

Breakfast has a supervisor.

Meowst

The toast smiles. The cat audits every crumb.

Meowst

Wish You Were Fed

Morning light reaches the table at 7:12. Meowst has already inspected the crust and rejected one suspicious corner. Lunch remains under review.

A Proper Breakfast

The procedure never changes.

  1. First light

    Claim the warmest square before the kettle notices.

  2. Toast arrives

    Check both ears, all whiskers, and the butter situation.

  3. Crumb audit

    Count nothing; stare until the numbers confess.

  4. Human assistance

    One hand presents breakfast. The other stays available.

  5. Final ruling

    If the face is cute, the meal is cleared.

Meowst holding the cat-shaped toast in front of its face, real ears showing above

Behind the Toast

Meowst is an orange cat in a blue gingham bib, professionally obscured by a cat-shaped slice. The real ears remain visible for quality control. The toast handles public relations; Meowst handles staring, table access, and any unattended edge of breakfast.

Keep breakfast where Meowst can see it.